penny402
POST https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
How to buy
This endpoint takes pay-per-call payments over x402. Call it once without paying to see its live price; any x402 client then pays and retries automatically.
curl -i -X POST "https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet"
# HTTP/1.1 402 Payment Required: price, asset and payTo are in the responseRecent checks
| Checked (UTC) | Result | Status | Time | Live price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-11 12:31 | Valid 402 | 402 | 902 ms | $0.0025 |
| 2026-10-11 08:00 | Valid 402 | 402 | 1016 ms | $0.0025 |
| 2026-10-11 03:30 | Valid 402 | 402 | 560 ms | $0.0025 |
| 2026-10-10 23:00 | Valid 402 | 402 | 434 ms | $0.0025 |
| 2026-10-10 17:30 | Valid 402 | 402 | 657 ms | $0.0025 |
Receipts
No test purchases yet. Graded test purchases are next on our list; until then every number here comes from unpaid checks.
What a check proves