penny402
GET https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
Listed in x402 List · Data: x402-list.com (CC BY 4.0)
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
Other endpoints from penny402.fun
The same service's other paid functions that Hagglyai tracks, each with its own price. Functions outside Hagglyai's categories are not listed.
| Endpoint | Category | Price per call |
|---|---|---|
| POST /roast-my-wallet | On-chain data | $0.0025 |
How to buy
This endpoint takes pay-per-call payments over x402. Call it once without paying to see its live price; any x402 client then pays and retries automatically.
curl -i -X GET "https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet"
# HTTP/1.1 402 Payment Required: price, asset and payTo are in the responseRecent checks
| Checked (UTC) | Result | Status | Time | Live price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-14 19:30 | Valid 402 | 402 | 411 ms | $0.0025 |
Receipts
No test purchases yet. Graded test purchases are next on our list; until then every number here comes from unpaid checks.
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